Why is it that when you are happy, minding your own business without a care in the world, ever tom, dick, and harry all of a sudden wants to claim they like you, miss you, love you?

how can i like somebody for months on end, and it goes no further than casual flirting and friendly conversation? you obviously not checking for me like that, so why when I move on, you all of a sudden want my time and attention acting all cutesy and gettin salty when i’m not beat for it?

how don’t i even know you like me PERIOD, then all of a sudden you see me checkin’ for somebody else, THEN you breakin out confessing your love for me?

wait…what?
gtsoh.

Ex boyfriends and shit comin out the woodworks claimin they miss me, they love me, want me back, and are sorry for everything they put me through.

nigga, why now? is this a test?

any time somebody has my attention they don’t want it. soon as it’s not there anymore they jumpin through hoops, acting jealous and bitching trying to get it.

contrary to popular belief and against all gay acts and school girl giggling. i am indeed single. but i’m happy. i have no idea what’s going on but i don’t mind it. i just want people to leave me thee hell alone with all this out of nowhereness before you fuck me up and mess upwhat i got goin on whilst i am doing me.

so hey, fuck YOU, you, (you’re cool), and motherFUCK you.
stop blowing up my phone/email/text/smoke signals.

mkthxbai!