You ever have someone ask you a really good ass question?
Like a real good ass question, at random, that catches you off guard and you cant answer?

I got that tonight. Went something like this here…

*phone rings*

Me: hello?
Him: man, you know what?
Her: *giggling* damn, you couldn’t say hi first?

Ahh man, tag teamage…
This cannot be good.

Me: what I do now?
Him: yo, I let you off easy at dinner last week.
Me: uh…
Her: we got another question for you.

=/

Me: and what would that be?
Him: you said you not looking, right?
Me: nopes.
Her: said you were gonna just let it come to you, right?
Me: yeps.

Her: how you gonna know what’s coming your way if you don’t know what you’re waitin on?
Him: exactly. It could be right in your face and you wouldn’t know it.
Her: how you gonna know the difference between whats the real, and what aint?
Him: how you know you know being oblivious to the real?

There was more. They grilled me.
Nigs get married, and turn into dr phil and oprah.

But eh, good question.
I’ll do this in a light-hearted fashion though.
Im not beat for over-analyz-ation-ism

Top 20 of what I want in a significant other.

20. For you not to put my ketchup & mustard in the fridge, srsly…

19. For you to squeeze the toothpaste and all other tubular items from bottom to top, Not in the middle.

18. I don’t like doing dishes. If we have no dishwasher, can we please alternate?

17. don’t piss all over the floor or toilet or leave the seat up

16. don’t leave shoes and what nots in the middle of the floor for me to trip over

15. be my best friend. there can be no relationship if there is no friendship. hell is the point if i cant kick it with you and have fun without it feeling like obligation?

14. When we’re in the car and I start yellin at traffic and old ladies in big ass buicks, don’t look at me crazy, join in with me and toss up a finger or two.

13. If we have to, noodles, nuggets , and burgers are cool, but can we eat real Italian, Japanese, and Mexican food? Something exotic that most negros cannot pronounce? Srsly…

12. Can you not be suit/tux/dress clothes-a-phobic?

11. Have a young spirit and an old soul like me? I can chill with 40 year olds and vibe, can you sing along to music that was made before we were born ?

10: speaking of, can you please listen to more than just rap, watered down hip hop, ass shaking music, and that so called baby makin ass r & b? we cant be fighting in the car over playlists.

9. I don’t care if you can’t cook, can you at least pour me a bowl of cereal or fix me a sandwich every now and then?

8. Acknowledge that im not perfect, but know that im perfect for you

7. Do little things to make me smile and feel wanted, special, loved etc.

6. Remember there is no me or you. Its us and we.

5. Save you’re sorrys for when you really need them. But there should never be reason to. If you understand me and I understand you, I know you don’t mean anything you’d have to apologize for.

4. don’t lie or hide things from me. Be real and honest, I appreciate it more.

3. Tell me things I may not want to hear, but you know I need to hear them. I need you to keep me in check and in touch with reality.

2. Love my mawwies as if she was your own

1. Never take me for granted or leave me when times get rough.

I’m a simple girl. I want to live in a simple world, with a simple man, in a complex love that nobody understands but us.

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