Six Things I Wish I Could Say to Six Different People. (but don’t say their name)
1. I still love you, but I am no longer IN love with you. I was blinded by the love I had for you and didn’t realize how much of a sucky significant other you were. You [...]


One Ejaculation (a good heaty nut), contains the same amount of vitamin, minerals, protein, and amino acids, as an eight ounce steak, ten eggs, six oranges and two lemons.
Next time your girl wants to act uppity, tell her you’re trying to help her live healthier.


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